Hawaiian Reeves

Hawaiian is worn out.

And I think it’s all Santino’s fault. Seriously. Watching him jump all over Andrae in the kitchen during tonight’s episode of Project Runway really solidified for me that if he were the last man on earth, I’d still be sleeping alone.

Maybe I’m just not over the lingerie episode yet. I mean, I understand being angry or defensive, but I absolutely can’t understand yelling at Nina and Heidi for a full 90 minutes. Yes. 90 minutes. Santino argued with Nina Garcia and Heidi Klum about his bad designs for a full 90 minutes. By the way, has anyone else noticed that Nina’s level of disapproval (and yes, I really do love her) can be measured by the amount of double chin she’s showing when the pieces are on the catwalk?

No,I definitely haven’t recovered from that. Then again, I’m not really recovering from much lately. Flu before Christmas, surgery before the new year, and food poisoning last weekend have combined to leave me still sucking on cough drops, dreading any more abdominal trauma(like coughing), and temporarily allergic to chicken.

Other seasonal allergies I seem to have developed include:

1)An aversion to Wolf Blitzer. Why can’t I watch a Supreme Court nominee be inefficiently and repeatedly questioned by US Senators without hearing Wolf break in to inefficiently and repeatedly stumble over his copy? Yes, I could watch it on C-SPAN, but I don’t get the ticker that way and I don’t like their camerawork.

2)Brokeback Mountain commercials. Yes, I’m gay, but what I don’t love is how the footage is of things like Heath Ledger picking up a kid and how there aren’t really clips of the two of men together in the promo. I also really don’t love the way the commercial is on during nearly every break. Yes, I could change the channel, but then I’d have to watch something else.

3)Commercials for the Hoveround. I was fine with all of the late night entrants trying to sell scooters and other “personal mobility products” to the less fortunate until Hoveround started having their geriatric users sing “You made me love you. I didn’t want to do it…” about their scooters. This can really interfere with the flow of a good X-Files rerun.

4)Exposed back fat. I know that Monday was a bit warmer than usual, but I still need the undergrad girls to keep this particular winter coat of theirs under wraps until the groundhog says otherwise. I haven’t had a tan in at least a decade(how very un-Hawaiian) but I promise to keep my shirt on as long as they promise to keep to keep theirs pulled down to their waists.

That’s really enough seasonal allergy for one day. By the way, I “Met the Fooses” on Monday night. Did anyone join me?

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