So NoTORIous…

Hawaiian is a little bit concerned for himself.

I think everyone knows the VH1 reality shows can be pretty painful, but that didn’t stop me from sitting through two seasons of watching the Snapple Lady complain that the world is stacked against her, and this is why she can’t exercise or stay away from her refrigerator, and it certainly hasn’t stopped me from watching Chastity Bono begin to sweat off her childhood in the butchest way known to man during the current season. (I have no idea how her girlfriend could tell she’d lost eight pounds on that body, but I’m also pretty sure that I don’t really want to know.) I mean, I even suffered all the way through the end of My Fair Brady, but VH1 is really threatening to leave me undone with their latest offering…. So NoTORIous, a scripted show based on the real life of Tori Spelling, starring the real Tori Spelling.

All I can say about this is “That which does not kill me, could leave me severely handicapped.”

3 Responses to “So NoTORIous…”

  1. Albert Says:

    That is so hideous…

  2. Cheena Says:

    Is Tori’s jaw growing? I’m having flashbacks of Leslie from Sorority Life season 1.

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