Hawaiian Reeves

Hawaiian is pretty much done with Bachelorhood.

And what I mean by that is that I’m finally done watching The Bachelor. Which is sad, really, because this probably is the best bachelor they’ve ever had — he’s smarter, better looking, better educated, and probably taller than any of his predecessors. He seems to like quirky (but not crazy) women, and he’s managed to learn to appear interested in what they say, or so the editors would have us believe.

And yet, in a show that’s supposed to be about romance, this one manages to be anything but. (more…)

Hawaiian is a little bit concerned for himself.

I think everyone knows the VH1 reality shows can be pretty painful, but that didn’t stop me from sitting through two seasons of watching the Snapple Lady complain that the world is stacked against her, and this is why she can’t exercise or stay away from her refrigerator, and it certainly hasn’t stopped me from watching Chastity Bono begin to sweat off her childhood in the butchest way known to man during the current season. (more…)