http://www.hawaiianreeves.com/2006/02/28/an-exercise-in-excessive-moderation/ Mon, 06 Feb 2012 14:40:45 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 http://www.hawaiianreeves.com/2006/02/28/an-exercise-in-excessive-moderation/#comment-17 Tori Tue, 07 Mar 2006 07:27:50 +0000 http://www.hawaiianreeves.com/2006/02/28/an-exercise-in-excessive-moderation/#comment-17 Oh, but Hawaiian, you left out my personal fave, Zelnorm (www.zelnorm.com) its the medication for Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS for those in the know). Apparently, (based on the commercials) Zelnorm works if you diagnose your self by writing "I get gassy after eating too many chili cheese hot dogs" across your stomach in permanent marker AND then lifting up your shirt to show everyone. Now if memory serves me, the original Zelnorm commercials only targeted women with this paricular tummy issue, but now, I guess IBS transcends gender lines! Oh, and it has only had 2 FDA warnings issued since hitting the market! Yippee! Oh, but Hawaiian, you left out my personal fave, Zelnorm (www.zelnorm.com) its the medication for Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS for those in the know). Apparently, (based on the commercials) Zelnorm works if you diagnose your self by writing “I get gassy after eating too many chili cheese hot dogs” across your stomach in permanent marker AND then lifting up your shirt to show everyone. Now if memory serves me, the original Zelnorm commercials only targeted women with this paricular tummy issue, but now, I guess IBS transcends gender lines! Oh, and it has only had 2 FDA warnings issued since hitting the market! Yippee!

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