Hawaiian Reeves

Hawaiian has not been himself lately, and apologizes deeply for neglecting his blog and his three regular readers.

And because I’m still not fully myself, this post is more likely to show than tell. But that’s ok, really, because a picture is worth a thousand words (except for those that leave you speechless.)

Anyway, after leaving everyone alone with the Hingis, it was pointed out by a friend that I left many of my other favorites off of that list, and that perhaps others might “enjoy” getting an eyeful of some more women who can easily bring a tear to mine. So here they are, a handful of women who to, at times, make everything about TV hurt so good.

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Hawaiian likes it rough.Or so my friends would tell you. And they would be right, at least when talking about my love of women that other people might find hard to look at. It’s not intentional, really, and there’s no reason to it, but I definitely like the girls who look a bit roughed up. Or who look like they could maybe rough me up. And the list is long.

I can’t deny that I get a strange feeling when I look at Lisa Marie Presley or Clea Duvall. I can be the willing captive of Traci Lords, Shannen Doherty and even Michelle Rodriguez if the price and hour are right. I have even been known to indulge in some Diana Krall or Fairuza Balk in a pinch, or to spend an hour alone with the cast of The Young and Restless just to get a fix. (For the record, I think their casting director suffers from the same affliction.)

And if I’m honest, it extends a bit beyond my love for the ladies. There have been phases when I’ve liked both Kerr Smith and Peyton Manning, for example, and there was a time not so long ago that I found myself inexplicably watching Inventing the Abbotts over and over again until I realized I was just doing it to be hit by the Joaquin Phoenix.

And yet, despite having plenty of options for indulging this strangest of vices, no one can satisfy this particular craving quite like… (more…)