Hawaiian Reeves

Hawaiian is afraid that when he’s buried, it will be under a pile of clean but neglected laundry.

Which is where I’m really hoping my cordless phone is right now because I need to make a call and the cordless is my only option for doing that with a headset. And the headset is key, really, because as it is one of my ears is already closer to my head than the other thanks to years spent perpetually on the phone in high school. Seriously. And yet, I might break down and use the other phone anyway because my slight weakness for reality TV reminded me this morning that just a couple of years ago, I was unfortunately propositioned (and felt up) at a charity event by this man: (more…)

Hawaiian is a little bit lonely.

So tonight, the Project Runway kids get paired up for a challenge, and I’m secretly praying that Santino gets stuck with Diana. I don’t think he’ll get eliminated that way — I just want him to suffer a little bit. He needs to suffer. Someone recently asked me if I thought Santino was gay, and all I could say is that there are certain things I simply try very hard to not think about. The softer side of Santino Rice is definitely one of them. (more…)